The Killer-Rabbit of Linz (lepus interfector lentiensis) Austrian state television published the following news: On Monday, a 74 year old woman was attacked by a rabbit in the garden of her house in my beautiful city, Linz. As she couldn't fight him off, her 78 year old husband came to help. As he was helpless as well, the police was finally called. When arriving, the policemen saw the ongoing fight between man and animal. They as well entered the fight. But the fierce beast neither surrendered nor it retreat. So the rabbit was finally shot dead.
An informer sent me some pictures which were taken during the battle, of course i don't want to withhold them from public:
Heavily armed and armoured special police units approach the creature...
...and engage in battle.
They are surprised by the furor of the furry monster.
The officer in command orders his men to fall back. Drastic measures are required to defeat this foul thing.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Thus the killer-rabbit was finally destroyed.
2 Kommentare:
åhh, we have to watch that film.. one of the best.. do u have it?
/the knights who say ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm
unluckily i don't. but i have another classic: life of brian.
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